Sunday, 20 April 2007; our beloved leader calls a general election at 10 in the morning
By lunch time the streets are festooned with plastic posters of even more plastic candidates, all tied up to lamp-posts with plastic cable ties.
I'd be the first to admit that I've dreamed of seeing some of these people hanging from lamp-posts but not like this.
Sunday, 20 April 2007; Aldi has special offers on branch loppers with extendable handles. For cutting through those hard to reach things overhead
That's for you to judge